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Submitted by schultmc on Fri, 2006-06-30 00:13. ::

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

— Scott Adams

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Submitted by schultmc on Fri, 2006-06-30 00:13. ::

Found on the instruction sheet of a new hard drive: For additional help on installation, open the readme.txt file on this hard disk.

— Contributor Unknown

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Submitted by schultmc on Fri, 2006-06-30 00:13. ::

I get mail; therefore I am.

— Scott Adams

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Submitted by schultmc on Fri, 2006-06-30 00:13. ::

Error, keyboard not found— press F1 to continue.

— An actual BIOS system message

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Submitted by schultmc on Fri, 2006-06-30 00:13. ::

Bill, I don't do Windows.

— Ray Bradbury

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