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Live cheaply. Don't buy a house, a car or have children. The problem is they're expensive and you have to spend all your time making money to pay for them.

I get mail; therefore I am.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Found on the instruction sheet of a new hard drive: For additional help on installation, open the readme.txt file on this hard disk.

You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.